Am Selfish and I know it #4

So today I was working at the mall trying to sell hair styling tools, it was a slow Monday, I was going round and round the kiosk for the millionth time when a bald guy came in.

Him: "Hey what 's going on at your store" 

Me: *Wondering how I could make a sale today* " Um we sell hair straighteners and hair care stuff"

Him: *Smoothed his bald shiny head* "Do you have a fix for my head?"

Me: *Modest smile * "Ah well if you have a girlfriend, do bring her along, we have plenty of things for her"

Him : "Oh you are so mean!"

We exchanged a fist punch and he went away.


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