Am Selfish and I know it #4
So today I was working at the mall trying to sell hair styling tools, it was a slow Monday, I was going round and round the kiosk for the millionth time when a bald guy came in.
Him: "Hey what 's going on at your store"
Me: *Wondering how I could make a sale today* " Um we sell hair straighteners and hair care stuff"
Him: *Smoothed his bald shiny head* "Do you have a fix for my head?"
Me: *Modest smile * "Ah well if you have a girlfriend, do bring her along, we have plenty of things for her"
Him : "Oh you are so mean!"
We exchanged a fist punch and he went away.